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Max’s favorite hobby
The “Manslater” the device every man needs to decifer his lady
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving in traffic. he walks up to the driver’s window and asks, “You drinkin?” The driver says, “You buyin?”
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Feels Like Home
Somethin’ in your eyes, makes me wanna lose myself
Makes me wanna lose myself, in your arms
There’s somethin’ in your voice, makes my heart beat fast
Hope this feeling lasts, the rest of my life
If you knew how lonely my life has been
And how long I’ve been so alone
And if you knew how I wanted someone to come along
And change my life the way you’ve done
It feels like home to me, it feels like home to me
It feels like I’m all the way back where I come from
It feels like home to me, it feels like home to me
It feels like I’m all the way back where I belong
A window breaks, down a long, dark street
And a siren wails in the night
But I’m alright, ‘cause I have you here with me
And I can almost see, through the dark there is light
Well, if you knew how much this moment means to me
And how long I’ve waited for your touch
And if you knew how happy you are making me
I never thought that I’d love anyone so much
It feels like home to me, it feels like home to me
It feels like I’m all the way the back where I come from
It feels like home to me, it feels like home to me
It feels like I’m all the way back where I belong
It feels like I’m all the way back where I belong
Random thought of the day: If someone threw a rock and knocked you off your donkey, would you be stoned off your ass?
Two Irishmen are drinking in a bar.
One says, “Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?”
“Aw crap..,” says his friend, “and I just joined the VFW!”
‘Good friends are like stars….. ….You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.
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Life & death, energy & peace, if I stop today it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes I have made & would un-make if I could, the pains that have burned me & scarred my soul. It was worth it for having been allowed to walk where I have walked, which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth, & back again, into, under, far in between, through it, in it & above
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From the journal of
Gia Marie Garangi
1960-1986
“Life is a swarm of accidents waiting in the treetops, decending upon any living thing that passes, ready to eat them alive. We swim in a river of chance and coincidence. We cling to the happiest accidents-the rest we let float by”. (paraphrase)-The Story of Edgar Sawtelle-
